Category Archives: White Plains

New Low For Metro-North

Yes, I recorded my worst-ever ride on Metro-North yesterday in eight months of commuting. Worse than anything encountered during Slippery Rail Season, worse than during those Noreasters, even worse than when Joey From 5A and I hobbled through Hartsdale during … Continue reading

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Nor’easter 2007!

Today, I became the Man I mocked for so many years in Manhattan. You know that Man — bitter soul cursing the extreme weather as he chips the ice off his windshield and prepares for his perilous commute, as his … Continue reading

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BFFs on the 7:22!

I’d never seen this before. The 7:22’s about to leave. A guy—Lennon specs, preppy, clean cut–asks another guy—rumpled beige suit, loosened tie, tired, resembling Robin Williams when he has a beard–to let him in for the window seat. Robin Williams … Continue reading

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Babel, Indeed

Friday after work, and I’m enjoying a little life, liberty and pursuit of happiness on the 6:33. Guy next to me is young (28?) and nondescript. The second the train exits the tunnel, the guy whips out his cell phone.   … Continue reading

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“Stephen”

“Stephen” rides my train. He’s a husky fellow, in his mid 30s, and he’s eating a muffin most times I see him. He looks a bit like that actor Richard Kind, who you’ve seen on Spin City and Mad About … Continue reading

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Overheard on the 8:43

Asian woman, bleached blonde hair (roots), twentysomething. Sort of pretty. Enters at White Plains. Talking on cell. Sits. Still talking on cell.   “When’s the Super Bowl???”… “This Sunday or next???”…   “Duh! I can’t. I work on Sunday.”…   … Continue reading

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Best Monday Morning Ever

It being a frigid-ass Monday and all (20 in the ‘burbs), I took the later train. The 8:43 was nearly empty. By White Plains, it was only half full. I had my own two-seater, and no one in the two-er … Continue reading

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Merely My Height

Sprinted to catch the 7:52 after a long day at work. The train was jammed, and I eyed a two-seater occupied by a large man in the window seat. He gave me the look: Don’t do it. I did it, … Continue reading

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Shades of Slippery Rail

The train was more crowded than usual at Hawthorne. Instead of my typical 10 minutes of blissful not-having-to-share solitude, I joined another guy in a three-seater. At North White Plains, the announcement came on: “Ladies and gentlemen, as you’re well … Continue reading

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