The Town of Mount Pleasant is aiming to add 104 spaces to the lot at Valhalla train station, reports The Examiner. The state orginally approved the plan, which calls for an extra 27,000 square feet of paved surface, back in 2003. But the town did not go forward with it at the time because the lot wasn’t usually full.

It’s a different story these days, says The Examiner. The plan would take 6-10 months to complete and would see the town plan a row of evergreens in between the extended lot and the Bronx River.

We had the pleasure of dining out at The Cabin over the weekend, a smallish lodge-style place on Rte. 100 on the border of Valhalla and Greenburgh–not far from Westchester Community College and about three miles south of Hawthorne train station.

The Cabin reopened over the summer after sitting dormant for two years; LoHud foodie wiz Liz Johnson was quite chuffed when she learned it was reopening. To be honest, it still isn’t much to look at from the outside–a fairly forlorn little joint sitting at a busy intersection. But some festive holiday lights perk the exterior up a bit, and the inside is lively and nice to look at.

And the grub–call it upscale comfort food–was very good. I got the cedar planked salmon ($15.95), which was a terrific piece of fish, though I could’ve done without the pool of butter. The Missus had the pan-seared scallops ($17.95), which were big as snowballs; she couldn’t finish one of the three, so Little G was more than happy to take it off her hands. I had a pint of some private label dark ale whose name I don’t remember, which tasted OK and was way too cold–something I seem to see a lot of in Westchester. (For a free beer-guy Sam Adams at Grand Central–which Mount Pleasant pub brags about “the coldest beer in all of Westchester?”)

The Cabin was expansive and the service pretty attentive. As dinky as it looks on the outside, you have plenty of elbow room once you’re seated, even with a giant coal pizza oven jutting into the middle of the dining room. The motif is Adirondack lodge-y, with an actual bearskin rug over by the bar (not sure if they were trying to be ironic or not).

I like the way the bar is set up, a sizeable offshoot to the dining room, where one could presumably make lots of boozy noise and not really bother the diners.

We went the day after Valentine’s Day, which is certainly an odd night for restaurants. Most everyone in the place was between 60 and 70, and Little G and Little Miss C were just about the only kids in the place, which is peculiar for the ‘burbs.

We definitely recommend The Cabin, and definitely remind getting The Missus’s folks to pay, as I did Sunday night.

PAST RESTAURANT STUFF:

Iron Horse Grill in Priusville

Hudson Line Pub Crawl

Mount Pleasant’s town hall, a charmless concrete edifice that looks like a minimum security prison, will come to life Wednesday night as the townsfolk argue for, among other things, a nicer train station in Hawthorne and more active downtowns in Hawthorne, Valhalla and–that third tenor of The Three Tenors–Thornwood.

“It is our goal to make a positive change in the community through community involvement,” says a local activist group that’s been hanging flyers around town. “Many of us want change, positive change, long term change, by opening up the lines of communication.” 

That may include an online community board, not sponsored by the town, where residents can discuss community matters, such as schools, the train station, and the dinky selection of shops in our hamlets.

Regarding the latter, the town board reportedly shot down a Dunkin Donuts a few blocks from the Hawthorne train for parking reasons. The storefront has been vacant for close to two years now.  

Also regarding the latter, Little G got his first-ever real haircut at the new barber shop across from the DK gas station, and the hairdresser lady Amy was very nice to him, even letting him take an extra lollipop. We also had an enjoyable visit to the little pet coiffeure next door, where some dogs were playfully resisting makeovers. The proprietor raved about Lily Winzig’s memorable roast beef sandwiches.

Indeed, it would be nice if Hummerville could boost its walkability a bit.

With the British graffitti artist “Banksy” auctioning his art in London, we thought we’d tip the Stetson to some priceless graffitti offered up on one particular Harlem line train.

It was a poster ad for the Summit, a gargantuan office complex on the border of Valhalla and Hummerville from Westchester’s own Robert Moses, Louis Cappelli.

“RISE TO THE SUMMIT!” bellows the ad.

Then there’s a list of bullet points highlighting the Summit’s considerable attributes.

Easy Access to the Saw Mill Parkway, reads one.

But one jokester crossed out “Saw Mill Parkway” and scribbled in “My C**T.”

[image: Marcon Group]

The 6:59 ambled along toward Hummerville and Priusville as the sun went down.

I shifted in my seat, perhaps to take something out of my pocket. Stiffening my back a bit, I happened to peer over the seat in front of me.

My gaze caught some pure, unadulterated cheesecake: a playing card featuring a naked guy in a very cheesy pose–hand behind head, other hand laying limply at his side. Buck naked.

It was the 7 of diamonds from a nudey-guy deck. The card was, er, bent.

You typically don’t see such things on the White Mail Express.

I won’t describe the man holding the card with any great detail; let’s just say he was older, with a white moustache.

He stared longingly at his nudey 7 of diamonds for several seconds (and perhaps a long stretch of time before I happened to peer over), then slipped it into the front pocket of a small brown carry-case the size of a Tom Clancy paperback.

The man then turned his gaze out the window, staring at the Kensico Cemetery as the train roared past.

Perhaps I was projecting, but he seemed sort of lonely.

My Big Boss.

Most every day, I hit that 8:16 out of Hummerville, and step into work just about an hour later. The work gets done. I get a little morning play time with Little G and Little Miss C. Everyone wins.

Then you had to go and call for an all-day, offsite meeting (because that conference room at the W is soooo much different from the conference room at work), things kicking off this morning with a very important opening statement from you at 8:20.

8:20, Mr. Big Boss. Any other day, that’s about when my morning train is huffing and puffing into Valhalla, frequently skidding past the stop and having to back up just a few feet. But no. You had to commence that session in which we brainstormed unique ways to “drive strategy” at 8:20, meaning I had to be on the freakin’ 7 a.m. train this morning.

I set my damn alarm, for the first time since Little G was born over 2 1/2 years ago. I left without seeing a single member of my family. I guided my bike through the cool 6:50 a.m. air–indeed, it was actually cool.

I was a stranger in a strange land at the station I’ve called home for almost two years. I stepped onto that platform amidst dozens of peculiar faces, then eased onto the completely foreign 7 a.m. train, which was surprisingly packed. I felt like I was 21 again, stepping onto some Eurail express chugging to Amsterdam and packed with unsmiling Turks.

Whereas my beloved (OK, beliked) 8:16 is scheduled to arrive at GCT 48 minutes later, the 7 a.m. takes all of 49 minutes, despite having the exact same stops. What’s with that?

I hope you’re happy, Mr. Big Boss. That makes one of us.

Perturbedly,

Trainjotting

PS: Can you please ease up on the “going forward” phrase next time we get together to drive strategy?

None of this would’ve happened if the 6:10 hadn’t been five minutes late pulling in to Hummerville.

For the second time in three days, I studied the darkening sky as the train lumbered through White Plains, North White, Valhalla. I prayed we’d get to Hummerville before the skies opened up and soaked my sorry ass as I pedaled home.

The moment we pulled into Hawthorne–several minutes after the scheduled time  after much too much dawdling amidst the South Bronx rubble–the rains fell like God’s swimming pool had sprung a massive leak.

I gingerly made my way up and down the stairs and over to the shell of our former station house, finding an overhang that afforded me a glimpse of my sorry cycle. I waited for a slight break in the downpour, and even found a positive–unlike Monday, I was not wearing a suit. (Rocking the suit while riding the bike…a.k.a. pulling a “John John.”)

A man of about 50 took a spot next to me, eyeing a car that was parked over by the overpass, a couple hundred feet away. We made small talk, a few jokes: Why did I think riding was a good idea, where’s The Missus to pick us up, with a fresh martini in hand.

The rain showed no sign of subsiding.

Five minutes passed. I called The Missus to see it it was Code Red on the homestead. It was, for once, not. She said the rain was slowing up at the homestead, all of 9/10ths of a mile from the station.

Sure enough, by the end of the call, the rain occupied a much tamer volume level.

“I can give you a ride,” said the man next to me.

I stammered…No, really, I’m fine, it’s OK.

“I’ll give you a ride,” he insisted.

As if that wasn’t a grand enough gesture of kindness, he then said he’d run to his car, and swing back to pick me up. I stammered some more: Not really necessary, I don’t mind getting wet, OK.

Sure enough, he sprinted off, then pulled in two minutes later. The rain was merely a steady drizzle now, but my spongy bike seat held enough water to sate a third world nation. I left the bike on the rack.

We made some more small talk as he drove me home. He lived in Briarcliff, he was a mile from the Pleasantville station, but there was no sidewalk and the route is perilous for pedestrians.

We pulled up to my house. I offered my name and my hand. We shook. He was Bill or Jim or something with three letters. If only for a moment, he reinforced my faith in humanity.

A martini would’ve been nice though.

BATTLE OF THE MIDWAY /BAHT ull uv the MIDD way/ noun:  The non-verbal jockeying for ownership of the empty middle seat between occupants of the window and aisle seats on a three-seater.

Usage: The guy in the window seat had his briefcase in the middle seat on the 8:22 to Valhalla, but I kept moving parts of my Times over until we ended up sharing the space.

Weird Coincidence of the Day:

I had Frank Black’s “Dog in the Sand” on my iPod this morning. Just as we pulled into Valhalla, this lyric came up.

Excuse me now I’ve got a call
I’ll take this call from Valhalla
Please tell my friends from outer space
You are my son you’ll take my place

Unfortunately, nothing like that happened as the train pulled into North White Plains.

The 6:33 was chugging along to points north. I had the express pleasure (or was it the local pleasure?) to have the Missus and Little G in tow, after Missus visited with a friend in Gotham.

We were pulling out of Valhalla when a rider came bursting through the door.

I’ve seen this a few times. As any regular rider knows, those wishing to exit in Valhalla and Pleasantville must not be in the rear two cars, as those doors don’t open. In fact, I can almost recite the conductor’s speech by heart.

Apparently, the message never reached this guy. He was a young man, maybe 30, in chinos and a green polo shirt, hair closely cropped atop an increasingly crimson face, a finger still holding his place in a paperback Harry Potter book.

He bolted to the closed door, put his face on the window, and watched Valhalla inch away. He screamed for the conductor and swiveled his head around for some sort of emergency switch.

Someone pointed to the ceiling, where some mystery Mission Abort button resided. Like a kid trying to reach a Nerf ball stuck in a tree, the man leapt repeatedly, finger extended, trying to hit the button. Within seconds, a young Asian conductress entered the car. The man got in her face and gave her what-for: announcement never came, he had no idea, yadda yadda yadda.

Slowly, she shook her head. No, the train was not backing up so the man could egress at Valhalla. He grew redder. His voice grew louder. She shook her head again and walked away.

The man saved his best blast of unintentional comedy until this part. He took four steps to the vestibule, stopped in front of the door, cocked back his fist, eyed the ideal target, and shot a right cross at the waist-high metal handrail strip.

The pre-meditation of his movement struck me. Punching a wall is a spontaneous act, or at least should be. But this man, this reader of Potter, this misser of Valhalla station, painstakingly prepared for his flash of anger.

It reminded me of Yankee washout Kevin Brown, who after yet another putrid performance, retreated to the clubhouse tunnel and had the uncharacteristically good sense to punch a wall with his left hand, thus breaking his non-pitching hand.

As the train ambled toward Hawthorne, we debated offering him a ride back to Valhalla, then decided he was sort of a jerk.