John Rocker


A small sampling of the Google searches people employed to arrive at Trainjotting last week. What we learn: Rats are scary, John Rocker is still in demand, and Samuel Adams never lived in Cincinnati.

my rage rat

aids subway beirut “John Rocker”

ecstasy under the queen’s feet

hungry cincinnati

how much do LIRR conductors make

“high voltage” switch pantograph

why do people make a blank stare?

trish yodice traffic reporter

john rocker crotch

man in the bronx gets his ear bit off

what the kids are googling

auden picking your nose

vegemite

things to do in Cincinnati

subway systems with rats

riding with my top down

Where did samuel adams live

Rich Hall’s Sniglets

Here are but a few of the more interesting search-engine searches people used to find Trainjotting this week. If we’re making proper sense of them, Love Boat rules, John Rocker lives, and when someone smiles at you on the train, look away.

pacific princess

“jackson heights” “yoga” [Editor’s Note: Uh, that’d be Straphanger Joe]

gangsta train

when i smile look away

loudest cellphone

Breathe rite” train snoring

nose picking

6 inch afro

“homeless guy” grand central please

New Roc City incident

lirr suit rip

do disney buses kneel?

john rocker jpg

Why is metro north so bad

eye contact look down smile

mounting nice rack

badass hos

The various searches that brought readers to Trainjotting this week reveal that you’re all obsessed with “padding” zoos, gangsta ho’s, and John Rocker’s crotch. spkengl.jpg

Bless you all.

Among the highlights:

feel sick and dirty and more dead than a

sneak on lirr tickets

ride a bike to work lirr

how to beat the lirr avoid conductor fak

“new roc city” “safety”

padding zoo long island

editorials + commuting problems + Mumbai

badass gangsta ho

eye contact smile train

lyrics paddy workin on the railway

mta seats rip pants

beware of the gap LIRR

metro north trouser rip

Vatican’s 10 Commandments for drivers ho

crotch john rocker [Editor’s Note: Ewww!]

“touching” and “crowded train”

making the LIRR faster

It’s always interesting to play around with our little web-diagnostics tool and see just what search terms led people to Trainjotting. I now know for a fact our readers are obsessed with pants, crotches, and John Rocker in shorts.

A random smattering of search terms from the last week:

nyt metro north ripped pants

waldorf astoria secret railway

riot at new roc city

noticed her “staring at my crotch”

“life, liberty and a cold one”

free gangsta ho

john rocker in shorts

LIRR Trains rip pants

auden + “picking my nose”

new roc city riot

straphanger clothing

long island padding zoo

Since the docile souls on the 8:16 gave me nothing to write about this morning, I’m forced to be creative. So here it is, off the top of my head and with a little help from Google, my four favorite instances of ballplayers taking the train to the game.

4. Former Met first-sacker John Olerud, unassuming as Ugly Betty, would take the 7 train to Shea because he lived on the Upper East Side and it was the easiest way to get to work. I remember reading how he used to grab a pizza after the game; wearing his Mets cap, the guys from the pizza place just figured he was a big Mets fan. 

3. Former Phillies hurler Randy Wolf thought he found his soulmate while waiting for the 7 (or at least a really hot chick) 2003, and enlisted the local beat writers to help find her. (Teams visiting Shea typically stay at the Grand Hyatt, located right above the 7 stop at Grand Central.) He never did find her.

2. To get themselves psyched for the 2000 Subway Series, then-Mets Matt Franco, Kurt Abbott and Rick Reed rode the subway to Yankee Stadium. Franco told SI.com: “I got recognized by one guy in a Mets jersey who said, ‘Good luck.’ I just wanted to experience it. Tomorrow, I’m taking the team bus to experience that.”  

1. John Rocker, of course.  “Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark,” he famously told SI’s Jeff Pearlman, “looking like you’re [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.