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Just a smattering of what people Googled to end up at Trainjotting this week.

 

betty boop ipod nano skin

guy pushed me on the g train

john rocker crotch

pleasantville central woman found dead in school

sweating profusely wearing tie coat on subway train in summer

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why is nj transit so slow

black lawn jockey for sale

best wiffle ball field

don draper’s house cost

drunk girls having sex on subway trains

old gals

scary fat “black drag queens”

snakes on a subway

where is the bad part of mamaroneck

white horses wont drag me away

“morning train (9 to 5)” chords

lightning mcqueen sneakers

milf blow lawn boy

4 popped collars guy

weeble wobble train

 

And finally…

 

worlds most boring stories

 

Yup, we got those here.

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In the last six months, we’ve received 704 visitors who found Trainjotting after Googling “train sex.”

Thank you, Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay and our stellar search engine optimization.

A random selection of the Google searches that brought you, dear reader, to Trainjotting this week.

I can’t wait to see what sort of ads Google selects based on this post.

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dogs ride train, russia

drag queen 8″ heels

how to curse people out

how to sex on a train  

jackson heights trannys

maria bartiroma fat

 

amtrak cockroach

 

arnold diaz bathroom

 

budweiser girls topless

 

girl from beer money

 

popped collar trend

 

feel sick and dirty more dead than alive

 

joey buttafuocco massapequa ny street address

 

milf strippers in london cost

 

orgy on vomit comet

 

tickly feeling foot leg

 

knicker mishaps

 

milf in sneakers

A sampling of what people Googled to end up on Trainjotting this week–folks sure were in a randy mood the last few days.

A Starbucks gift card–and a ‘curly hair milf’–to the reader who best weaves all of the below into a short story.

black lawn jockey for sale

breathe strips in new delhi

 

cheap mr.tickle

 

harlem girls topless

 

getting freak on

 

funny things conductors say on the new york subway

 

“prostitutes forty years white blonde hair in a cockroach house”

 

maserati sneakers

 

mole people

 

bipolar express

 

don’t pay this guy a beer

 

double popped collar videos

 

where does the name plaxico derive from

 

sneakers with suit

 

sex on a train

 

sex in train

 

assman 11 thriller

 

curly hair milf

lost my knickers on the train

mad men where draper lives

 

tj prostitutes

I am endlessly fascinated by my Google Adsense program, an algorithm that shoots out text ads based on the words that appear on my blog, then sends me a check to cover my on-train beer money every six months.

Apparently someone has told Mr. Google Algorithm that there’s a serious crisis going on in the American economy, and countless commuters on Metro-North are feeling levels of despair not seen since Metro-North made a special stop at Hooverville in the late ’20s.

Check out the ads I’ve seen up there the last few days:

  • Anxiety

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  • Anxiety Panic Solution

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  • Suffer From Anxiety ?

    It’s Not Your Fault. You Just Need To Boost Your HGH Levels. It’s Easy

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  • Boy, I’m feeling tremors just reading those ads.

    A Google display booth was present, if not open for business, when I passed through Grand Central yesterday morning–located between, I think, Track 23 and the Hudson News just off the center of the concourse.

    Later, chief Googlers Sergey Brin and Larry Page conducted a press conference from GCT explaining how Google Transit would “transform the experience of navigating New York City’s transit system,” says the New York Times.

    Gov. Paterson, taking a break from lambasting the LIRR over their disability follies, was on hand.

    It appears Metro-North and the LIRR are not part of the Google program, at least for now. Writes Sewell Chan of the Times:

    The tool — which encompasses the transportation authority’s subways, buses and two commuter railroads, along with the PATH and New Jersey Transit commuter lines — appears far more sophisticated than existing online trip planners like Trips123, a site that was built with public financing.

    It also seems to offer a key distinction from previous services: Users do not need to search specifically for transit information. Instead, they are shown transit routes, stations and stops even if they are merely searching for, say, a bagel store.

    Interestingly, I noticed a Google Transit ad atop this very blog earlier today, the first time it has run. The ad program is Google Ad Sense, so perhaps it’s not that surprising.  

    It’s Google’s world. We just ride subways in it.

    It’s not exactly the Google bus system bringing employees to and from the Googleplex in California, but I did happen upon a pretty cool transportation method at Google’s New York HQ.

    Google is located in the old Port Authority building on 15th and 8th, and the vast digs extend all the way to 9th Avenue.

    To help those ultra-motivated young dotcommers get from A to B (and to the freakin’ sweet, and totally free) cafeteria, Google has set up scooter depots at various points around the building. The depots hold 10-12 of those lightweight Razor scooters that owned Gotham sidewalks about six years ago. It’s like cycling in Copenhagen or Paris–grab a ride, take it to where you want to go, and leave it at the station for the next person.

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    I think I saw at least three such stations during my brief visit to the Google compound. (I was also surprised not to bump into anyone I knew in that massive cafeteria, then remembered Google requires like a 3.5 college GPA or something. That explains it.)

    I didn’t actually see anyone riding a scooter; the cynic in me wonders if they’re mostly there to reinforce Google’s devil-may-care core value and to encourage visitors to tell their friends (and even blog about!) those crazy scooters at the kooky Google HQ–along with the on-site masseuses, video game room and pool table.

    The scooter idea is still pretty sweet though. Then again, with a market cap such as Google’s, they might spring for those baseball hat buggies favored by mustachioed relief pitchers in the 1970s.

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    [images from Razor, nflnut.com]

    The Westchester section of the NY Times took on the topic of reverse commuting over the weekend in “The Big Commute, In Reverse.” The the topic has been written about a lot of late, but Ford Fessenden (is that a byline, or a long-discontinued car model?) unearths some intriguing numbers. Among them:

    * Some 300,000 people live in New York City and commute to the ‘burbs.

    * City residents commuting to the ‘burbs grew 12% from 2000 to 2005.

    * NYC residents commuting to Long Island rose 5% during that period, New Jersey grew 14% while those commuting to jobs in Westchester and Connecticut climbed 32%.

    Some of the reasons given are the escalating price of office space in the city and the emergence of workspace near mass transit in the suburbs, as opposed to the office parks (such as Dunder-Mifflin’s) that took off between 1980 and 2000, reports Fessenden.

    Metro-North is credited for adding a third track to White Plains two years ago, and business groups are lobbying to add an east-west track linking Rockland County to Westchester.

    The story unearths all sorts of individuals with heinous reverse commutes, and some with a less dreadful company shuttle bus ride from the train to the office, such as employees at OSI Pharmaceuticals in Farmingdale on Long Island, which runs two vans during each rush hour–sort of like the Google buses.  

    The company decided two years ago to try to tap the labor pool in New York City, and now a dozen of its 250 Farmingdale employees ride the train and take a shuttle from Farmingdale, and vice versa.

    Dan Sherman, 39, a medicinal chemist, is one of them.

    “I don’t have a car, and I don’t want a car,” said Mr. Sherman, who lives in Jackson Heights, Queens. “I don’t want to live on Long Island, but this kind of business is never in a place where I want to live.

    “Company buses are a big perk,” he said. “I would have been reluctant to take this job without that.”

    A quick perusal of this week’s Google searches that brought people to Trainjotting reveal some angry teens, a bunch of black drag queens, and America’s unhealthy obsession with traffic reporter Trish Yodice…and her hair.

     Harry Potter asian beast

    Straw Up Jeans Legs On April fools Day

    angry teens

    catwalk ass

    10 commandments of commuting

    giant drag queen

    black drag queen`s

    i stepped on my glasses

    scotched

    metro north ” big board”

    Anatomy of HAtha yoga

    petes dads heads shaped like a ping pong

    meet Drag Queens in London

    “Trish Yodice”

    Trish Yodice

    trish yodice

    TRISH YODICE

    trish yodice hair

    A quick scan of the Google searches that brought readers to Trainjotting this week show that lots of people are wearing popped collars–and the Budweiser girls aren’t wearing much of anything.

    continental airlines stink shield

    beer bottle hitting a train

    photo pants ripping

    the most boring jobs

    continental seat bathroom 29E pdf

    napkin lav airline

    flooding starbucks

    rats in washington dc metro

    topless painted budweiser girls

    things to do in cincinnati tonight

    blue conduit smurfs

    the return of popped collars

    metro north is disgusting

    lirr dual mode lemons

    Wheels on the Bus Go Round And Round

    “with the car top down and the radio”

    history popped collars

    TIPS FOR USING MR. BEER

    its a mad mad mad mad world

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