JerseyJim is Sick of the Doorks

A bit drowsy at our Summit stop this morning, I thought I had been dreamily transported to the NY Subway, or maybe a train upstate.
 
CONDUCTOR ANNOUNCEMENT: (LOUDLY) “The woman with the blond hair, let go of the door!” This express train must leave the station.”
 
He continued, “Attention passengers, holding the train doors is a Federal infraction. Doing so will cause our train to be delayed as we await police response.”
 
Things got moving quickly after this, and Jack Bauer and the Feds were spared the call to Summit.
 
Not sure how the Men in Black wrangled their way into NJ Transit’s turf, and I’m not sure why the conductor needs a hold a jury of eight train cars to fast-track this door-dork to Gitmo, but we’ve all learned our lesson for the day.
 
-jerseyjim