Number of words uttered by grim-faced M1 busdriver after I boarded and said “Good morning” today: 0
Number of times grim-faced M1 busdriver honked her horn as the M1 plodded through construction-induced congestion on Park Ave. South between 40th and 38th: 6
Number of times grim-faced M1 busdriver honked her horn as the M1 seemed to be making good progress down Park Ave. South between 38th and 28th: 2
Number of words uttered by grim-faced M1 busdriver after I said “thank you” and “have a nice day” upon exiting: 0