On the eve of the American League Championship Series, we’d like to welcome you to the first annual Trainjotting Caption Contest. Please post the best caption you can for the following photo, taken this morning at our train station.
A little back story: The fully pinstriped and logo’d Jeep Cherokee pictured above positively lords over the train station parking lot, backed into the best spot in the yard and just daring the measly Toyotas and Chevys in its midst to knock it from its lofty perch.
In short, if the Yankeemobile could speak, what would it be saying?
The winner gets as many dollar bills as he/she can stuff in C.C. Sabathia’s uniform trousers.
“Introducing the New American League Hybrid – fueled by Steroids and Bud Lime.”
“I am a gay, gay car.”
I just LOVE my bright white liscence plate!
What they hand out on Batshit Day.
It’s a long drive, but it stays in the yard.
Do these pinstripes make my dick look bigger?