“Wow, look at her–she’s a hottie!”
“Didja hear the MTA is thinking of reducing fares 25%? Those guys are nuts!”
“I really have to give riders credit for honoring Metro-North’s limit-your-cellphone-calls policy.”
“Those new conductor uni’s sure are spiffy.”
“Gotta love the New Haven Line–it’s never late!”
Some more New Haven Line specific:
1. “Oh, so many choices! Where shall I sit this morning?”
2. (this summer) “This car’s air conditioning is doing a great job of keeping me dry and spiffy for the only job interview I’ve been offered since the recession!”
3. “I love the smell of New Haven Line toilets in the morning – smells like victory!”
Stuff you DO overhear on New Haven Line:
1. “I would perform sexual favors for a car ride into work today.”
2. All conversations involving 2 or more teenage girls taking place anywhere in your car.
3. ALL of the ringtones being auditioned on the new cell phone of the guy sitting next to you.
4. Crying.