MARCH OF THE PENGUINS: \MAHRRCH uvv the PENG\ gwinz noun: The late-night stagger of drunken commuters, clad in tuxedoes and cocktail dresses, through Grand Central after holiday parties in December.
Usage: Once December rolls around, I like to grab a seat at Michael Jordan’s, order a beer, and watch the March of the Penguins as the drunken jerks waltz through Grand Central.