I am endlessly fascinated by my Google Adsense program, an algorithm that shoots out text ads based on the words that appear on my blog, then sends me a check to cover my on-train beer money every six months.
Apparently someone has told Mr. Google Algorithm that there’s a serious crisis going on in the American economy, and countless commuters on Metro-North are feeling levels of despair not seen since Metro-North made a special stop at Hooverville in the late ’20s.
Check out the ads I’ve seen up there the last few days:
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Boy, I’m feeling tremors just reading those ads.