As is often the case when we read the LilSubwayCrybaby blog, we have no idea if Lil is jerking our chain, or actually living among the so-called Mole People several feet under Manhattan.

She writes:

Yes, there is an entire population that lives underground, literally underground in Manhattan. At first, I thought it would be easy to find these people. I would simply slip into a subway tunnel and walk around until someone tried to stab me. Not so easy. I backpacked for a good three days before finding my first entrance. I later learned there are only four entrances into the real underground in the entire city and this is the reason it has remained to secluded.