Our favorite conductor over at Derailed has some terrific shots of people passed out on the Metro-North floor.

Conductor Bobby even dreams up a little profile for “Miss July.”

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Foods I crave: Jello shots.

Ambition: To not sleep past my station stop. Oh yeah…and end world hunger.

Turn ons: Bar Cars, Long Island Ice tea.

Turn offs: Mean conductors, gravity, sobriety.