C’mon, folks, shoot us a vote for the best New York City commuter town around. All y’all schlep past these towns every day and say, Geez, I wish I lived there. (Sort of like Mount Yearnin’, if Mount Vernon was, like, really nice and didn’t have homicides.)

If you could shuffle the deck all over again and a genie offered you a 3.5% fixed rate on your mortgage, where would you drop anchor?

We’ll crown the Official Trainjotting Best Freakin’ Commuter Town Ever some time next week.