First off, thanks to Gothamist for sending some 1,100 hip New Yorkers our way to read about PeterFromPort’s misadventures in misogyny on Amtrak and LIRR. 1,100 hip New Yorkers…to bad we don’t have, like, ads or something.*

Speaking of strangers entering our hallowed (cyber)halls, here are some of the more creative Google searches that brought readers to Trainjotting last week.

john rocker crotch

dirty cockraoch

cockroach feelers

WHAT A COCKROACH SEES

moving Cockroach how to say this workd Chappaqua? [Editor’s Note: HILL err ee VILL]

how hard is it to get a seat on metro no

bigfoot picks nose

man who wrote book and works at starbuck

bob the bad ass [Editor’s Note: For parents who think gentle old Bob the Builder is making their kids too soft.] bad women driver makes man spill coffee

history of “trish yodice” 

trish.jpg

orange spot cockroach

doug heffernan mets jersey

“joey ramone” +”maria bartiromo” [Editor’s Note: Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Dee Dee in a baby carriage.]

joey.jpg

 

* we will soon

 

Photos: Yodice is NYTimes.com, Ramone is PBS.org.