Metro-North Announcements As Poetry

Posted on January 24, 2008 by TJ

I don’t have a doorlight.

Get it yet?

No, Dennis.

Uh, let me try.

Something…uh, that didn’t work.

bzzz….click

Ladies and gentlemen…

We don’t have a doorlight. We’ll get someone to look at it outside.

bzzz…click.

I got a doorlight now.

Hold on!

Just wanna let you know, I got a doorlight now.

I think we’re good now, Kev.

OK, can we go?

Yessir!

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