Bernie Williams is Keeping Busy

Best Boast on the 8:16 Today:

Italian guy, 40, big gut, intense Bronx accent. On cellphone in vestibule around White Plains.

“I just spent and hour and a half talkin’ teh Bernie Williams. He was signing autographs and stuff, and just talkin’ to me.”

Speaking of the damn Yankees, as a relatively attractive blonde conductress took my ticket last night, it dawned on me that I hadn’t seen the A-Rod lookalike conductress since I’d written about her. Maybe Brother Alex gave her a job running one of his projects in the Miami ghetto?

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