This poor bugger profiled in AM New York has a three-hour commute each way. Sean Granahan works at a clinic for homeless children, so don’t even think about making fun of him.

The line of the story:

“If the farmers around Montrose [PA] are taking their cows across the highway, I have to drive very slow, and usually don’t get home until almost 10 p.m.” 

Sort of like living in Hawthorne.