Since none of us can seem to get enough of the giant drag queen who often rides Metro-North, here’s a little somethign from the modestly monikered The Legendary Train Main Paul:

Sounds like you all have met Rocky!! He (or she, however you think of it!!), is a regular on the Harlem and New Haven lines. He once saved a trainman (assistant conductor) from being beaten by an irate customer several years ago on the Harlem line. Believe me from as I understood it, that guy owed Rocky big time!!!

Which of course prompts the question: Which is worse, sustaining a beat-down from an irate customer, or having your ass saved by a man in fishnet dress, faux fur coat and 11-inch heels?

Hard to say.