LATRAINIAN TOMLINSON \laa TRANE eean TOM lin sun\ noun: The guy you see juking and jiving past commuters in Grand Central as he sprints to catch his train.
Usage: I tore my ACL yesterday after taking a shot from a LaTrainian Tomlinson as I walked to catch the 6:26 to Spuyten Duyvil.
Change that to Trainian Peterson.
Isn’t that really two words?
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