It comes from the Fauquier County Times (I believe “Fauquier” is pronounced like “F-You,” but I’m not sure). It’s an article about telecommuting, and how working from home can free up time for you, poor wage slave.

“What can you do to get a life and lose the commute?” Kathryn Kadilak posits. “The obvious solution is to spend less time in rush-hour traffic.”

Uh, thanks.

Adhering to her manic determination to state all things obvious, Ms. Kadilak (umm, should someone whose name appears to be pronounced the same as a huge gas-guzzling American auto really be writing about telecommuting?) then lists the advantages of telecommuting.

“You can work when you would normally be sitting in traffic, you will be less stressed and more productive. You will have more time to enjoy your family, friends, hobbies, and community activities. You save money in gasoline expenses and do less damage to the environment.”

There you have it, folks, your ticket to telecommuting heaven. Clip that out and stick it on your boss’s desk.