Here are but a few of the more interesting search-engine searches people used to find Trainjotting this week. If we’re making proper sense of them, Love Boat rules, John Rocker lives, and when someone smiles at you on the train, look away.

pacific princess

“jackson heights” “yoga” [Editor’s Note: Uh, that’d be Straphanger Joe]

gangsta train

when i smile look away

loudest cellphone

Breathe rite” train snoring

nose picking

6 inch afro

“homeless guy” grand central please

New Roc City incident

lirr suit rip

do disney buses kneel?

john rocker jpg

Why is metro north so bad

eye contact look down smile

mounting nice rack

badass hos