Some interesting tidbits from the search engine searches that brought America to Trainjotting this week.

* Wardrobe malfunctions abound among train commuters

* Conductors apparently wave white wands in the air

* There was a search for “gangsta hos,” or something similar, every day this week. (Mon: gangsta hos Tues: gangsta hos Weds: badass hos Thurs: gangster ho’s Fri: gangster hos)

Some of the highlights:

zipper broke on Fleetwoodbus

armrest ripped pants

the long white stick the conductor holds

metro “step back” lady voice

padding zoo li

cellphone consideration

sniglets police

american devil blackberry “mr. beer”

“on time” percentage

negative behavior in crowded spaces