This is sort of funny. In conjunction with National Stress Awareness Day (yes, a real thing–April 17), Dodge is sponsoring an “Avenge Your Commute” contest in which the winner gets to beat on a car with a sledgehammer and drive off with a 2008 Dodge Avenger.
Simply write an essay about how much your commute sucks (straphangers and rail prisoners, I believe it’s only open to motorists), and if they like you, they’ll fly you to Los Angeles for the ceremony April 16.
The details are here.