Monthly Archives: February 2007

This Only Happens in Movies

After last week’s mad dash, I promised myself I wouldn’t be doing any 10-minute sprints from work to the train anymore. So I did a 9-minute sprint. Work ran long, something came across the transom late, blah blah blah. So I … Continue reading

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Nor’easter 2007: Journal News on Train vs. Car

Are trains the way to beat the weather? WHITE PLAINS – Freezing rain, ice and sleet are a wicked trio for trains that rely on track switches working properly to deliver people on time.Still, by 9 a.m. today there were … Continue reading

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Nor’easter 2007!

Today, I became the Man I mocked for so many years in Manhattan. You know that Man — bitter soul cursing the extreme weather as he chips the ice off his windshield and prepares for his perilous commute, as his … Continue reading

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BFFs on the 7:22!

I’d never seen this before. The 7:22’s about to leave. A guy—Lennon specs, preppy, clean cut–asks another guy—rumpled beige suit, loosened tie, tired, resembling Robin Williams when he has a beard–to let him in for the window seat. Robin Williams … Continue reading

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Word of the Week: MOUNT YEARNIN’

MOUNT YEARNIN’ \Mowwnt Yerrnin\ noun: Pangs of envy one feels when passing the stops at Bronxville, Pelham, Mount Vernon, etc., that are within 30 minutes of Grand Central. Usage: I had a serious case of Mount Yearnin’ as the 7:22 … Continue reading

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Babel, Indeed

Friday after work, and I’m enjoying a little life, liberty and pursuit of happiness on the 6:33. Guy next to me is young (28?) and nondescript. The second the train exits the tunnel, the guy whips out his cell phone.   … Continue reading

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Five Things Straphanger Joe Likes About the Subway

1. No matter how many trains you miss there’s always another one coming (unless of course there’s a malfunction or breakdown, an injured passenger, or smoke either behind you or in front of you from some unexplained source). 2. There … Continue reading

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I Thought My Commute Was Bad Part 2

From the NY Times yesterday, the English are going against type and rebelling against deplorable train service — specifically, sky-high fares and jam-packed cars. Unable to get on the train, much less get a seat, would-be riders protested by showing … Continue reading

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The New ‘Mileposts’

The February edition of Metro North’s Mileposts is out. If you haven’t seen the publication—and I’m fairly sure I’m the only one who reads it—it’s a surprisingly well-produced little rag with a sly wit.   The lead story in the … Continue reading

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Straphanger Joe on “I’m a Widow…”

Straphanger Joe Says: February 8th, 2007 at 4:11 am Take the train to Queens. There are two or three homeless men who take the F or V train and a number of men who sing/play instruments for money, and one … Continue reading

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